Holy cow, I think I've got one here
Now just what am I supposed to do?
I've got a number of irrational fears
That I'd like to share with you

First, there's rules about old goats like me
Hangin' 'round with chicks like you
But I do like you
And another one
You say 'like' too much

But I'm shaking at your touch
I like you way too much
My baby, I'm afraid I'm falling for you
I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive
Or maybe I would rather settle down with you

Holy moly, baby, wouldn't you know it?
Just as I was bustin' loose
I gotta go turn in my rock star card
And get fat and old with you

Cuz I'm a burning a candle
You're a gentle moth
Teaching me to lick a little bit kinder
And I do like you, you're the lucky one
No, I'm the lucky one

I'm shaking at your touch
I like you way too much
My baby, I'm afraid I'm falling for you
I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive
Or maybe I would rather settle down with you

Holy sweet goddamn
You left your cello in the basement
I admired the glowing stars
And tried to play a tune

I can't believe how bad I suck, it's true
What could you possibly see
In little ol' 3-chord me?
But I do like you, and you like me too
I'm ready, let's do it baby

I'm shaking at your touch
I like you way too much
My baby, I'm afraid I'm falling for you
I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive
Or maybe I would rather settle down with you