High above the mucky muck
Castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy
Sitting there oh so proudly
Nothing much to say
When you're high above
The mucky muck

Yeah, the mucky muck

Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away
From the mucky muck now

Now it's time for me to tell you
About young Nastyman
Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy!
With powers comparable to Wonderboy!!

What powers you ask?
How about the power of flight?
That do anything for you?
That's levitation, holmes
How about the power to kill a yak?
From 200 yards away
With mind-bullets!!
That's telekinesis, Kyle
How about the power to move you?

History of Wonderboy
And young Nastyman

Rigga goo goo, rigga goo goo

A secret to be told
A gold chest, to be bold
And blasting forth
With three-part harmony

Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away
From the mucky muck now

Well, Wonderboy and young Nastyman
Joined forces
They formed a band
The likes of which
Had never been seen

And they called themselves
Tenacious D
That's right, me!
And KG!
(That's me)
We're now Tenacious D!

Come fly with me
Fly!

Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away
From the mucky muck now

Take my hand
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!

Bring out your broadsword
There's the hydra
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat

You take the high road
I'll take the low
There, the crevasse
Fill it with your mighty juice