How many people want to kick some ass?

I used to be a nerd
Grew up in the suburbs
Nothing there ever went wrong
I made it up in this song

I talk about the hood
I say stuff like, "It's all good"
Tell people I'm down
With all the cool kids downtown
When I've never even been there

How many people want to kick some ass?
I do

And how many people are sick of holding it back?
I am

Well, I am too

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her you're a goner

And how many people are sick of holding it back?
I am, I am

And how many people want to kick some ass?
I would if I could
But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpetrating like I am the hardest

So spin your cap around
To the back
You think you rhyme but you can't rap
Loosen that strap a little more
'Til your axe hits the floor
Flip off your fans
Make them cheer
Try to look sincere

Anger's today's fashion
So sing another song
About bashing someone's head in