When things just aren't going your way
Like a problem hair you pluck or shave
But shaving got to be a bore
And you deserve so much more 
And you happiness is just a purchase away

Angelina it'll fix your hunchback
Angelina it'll help your time pass
Angelina here's the forecast
Angelina it's science we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life has lost all it's magic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's Wax Ecstatic

Thow all your troubles away
You'll have nothing left
That you want to save
With this circus you'll need nothing more
And all your troubles walk out the door
And it's all just a phone call away

Angelina it'll fix your hunchback
Angelina it'll help your time pass
Angelina here's the forecast
Angelina it's science we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life has lost all it's magic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's Wax Ecstatic