I have a story
A bitter anthem for everyone to hear
About this kid who just don’t like me
And that’s a solid fact

They say he’s hunting me
And as you see I’m all swelled up with fear
Cuz I can’t get him off my back

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan

He makes me sick
He makes me sick

High school's over
High school's over

And you still won’t quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler’s beach
And man, I think that’s great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you
Like I do at all the girls

Then you drove home real quick
Did you make it in time to masturbate?

There’s one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan

He makes me sick
He makes me sick

High school's over
High school's over

And you still won’t quit

You say it's chivalry
But it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won’t play it often
Just at least until you’re gone

You’ll stop at nothing but the real thing
And everything up to that’s pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan

He makes me sick
He makes me sick

High school's over
High school's over

And you still won’t quit

Fuck you Jordan
Fuck you Jordan

You make me sick
You make me sick

High school's over
High school's over

I don’t care if you dye your hair
You’ll always be a little red head bitch