Kelsey, won't you come out to play
I got my bicycle today

My father bought it for me
He said it cost him money
He's got a man in China
Who said he gets 'em cheaply

It's got a magic handle
It's got a chrome defender
It's got a sprocket card and
It's got some super powers

What a pretty bicycle, she said
I want one just like that
What a pretty bicycle, she said
I want one just like that

Oh Mary, won't you hear my song
I make it up as I go along

It's about a man in China
He's got a wife and family
He sells stuff for money
To feed his starving family
They got fifteen babies
There's not a girl among 'em
He's got the super powers
He's got the super powers

What a pretty song, he said
I want one just like that
What a pretty song, he said
I want one just like that

What a pretty bicycle, he said
I want one just like that
What a pretty bicycle, he said
I want one just like that

Kelsey, won't you come out tonight
Your body's burning just like mine

These are the things I bought you
These are are the words I told you
You've got a phony body
I wanna touch so badly
I wanna get so dirty
I wanna give you money
I wanna take your body
Tell me, I know

What a pretty song, she said
I want one just like that
What a pretty song, she said
I want one just like that

What a pretty song, she said
I want one just like that
What a pretty song, she said
I want one just like that