There was a man
On the road about an hour ago
And he was lookin' for a ride
To New Mexico
But we was drivin' by
Way too fast to know

Well then we got to the place
On a high speed chase
There was a girlie in the corner
With a plastic face
Then she disappeared without a trace
I said without a trace

Now we're kickin back
And we're sippin beers
And there's a man telling stories
About his inner fears

We was all choked up and too close to tears
Well then we moved on up to some margaritas
And we started makin faces at the senoritas
Playing drinking games
But they were all too drunk to beat us

Well now my car broke down about an hour ago
And we were headed on down to New Mexico
But we did not see the gas was low
I said the gas was low
The gas was low
The gas was low

We got back to the party
We been on the road
We're kinda dirty
I seen this girl
I said you're mighty perty

Well I said hello
About an hour ago
And we were headed on down
To the bareback show
But we did not see the gas was low
I said the gas was low
The gas was low
The gas was low