Jesus was way cool
Everybody like Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water and swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went up to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could have played guitar better than Hendrix
He could have told the future
He could have baked
The most delicious cake in the world

He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky
He could have danced better than Barishnikof
Jesus could have been funnier
Than any comedian you can think of

Jesus told people to eat his body
And drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool

But then some people
Got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead
Danced around and went up to heaven

I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was so cool
No wonder there are so many Christians