Rub baby oil on your buttcheeks
And slide on the counter
Boys and girls, everybody gather around
All in together now
Wheeeeee!

I love you, I love you
(Dance with me, dance with me)
I love you
(Shake ya little butt, shake ya butt, come on)
I love you
I must kill you, must kill you
Must kill you, must kill you

I'm kind of fat and I sweat alot
But that's the only bad quirky things that I got
That, and maybe the whole murdering aspect
But we aint even really got to that yet

I love people
(Yes)
I love everything about them
And thats why I gotta live life without them
(Huh?)

I know it don't make any sense to you
But fuck you, this song is about me
Exclusively

Murder, murderous, murderation
A murdering mentality without an explanation
I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike
(Ching!)
It aint got a seat
I just sit on the pipe thing
I'll whistle, I'll sing
I'll pet your poodle
(Come here)
I'll twist and squeeze your neck
Like a wet noodle
Cuz I'm so happy I'll stab your ass
And lay down next to you, dead on the grass
And say, Oh it feels so good
Every time I murder I get happy!

Happy happy happy, it's gone
Happy happy happy, it's gone
Happy happy happy, it's gone
Happy happy happy, it's gone

Murder murder murder, you are
Murder murder murder, you are
Murder murder murder, you are
Murder murder murder, you are

I love you, so hand me your neck
(Come on)
Let me teach you about love and respect
Respect the fact that I love to kill!
Wait a minute ya'll, I gotta take my pill
Zanoff's, it works
I'm down to only 3 people a day

My victims, I give them love and care
I don't wanna get blood everywhere
I don't use a chainsaw, or a butcher knife
That's so 90's, get it right
I never mutilate or chop my loves
All I really need is a pair of gloves
Or maybe a car, I'll run 'em down with it
I know that can be messy
But the birds will get it

Don't you see that I love you?
I'm Mr. Happy
I'm all about fun

Now get in the pit and try to kill someone!

Oh it feels so good
Every time I murder I get happy!

Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)

Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)

My bike has a basket full of strawberries
I picked them myself
Along with apples and cherries and lemons
And oranges and boogers and limes
Plus there's a Faygo in there
But that's mine

Red flowers, like after you're dead
I plant seeds and grow them
Out the side of your head
I got flowers all over the backyard
In the form of a Joker's Card
(Uh-oh)

Feels good
I'm like the Choko of my neighborhood
I'm one of them midnight creeps at Denny's
Talking to myself and licking my pennies
I got a french fry hanging out of my beard
Don't go near that guy, he's weird
You know I'm all good
And everything's alright
When you hear this scream
In the middle of the night
Like this:

Oh it feels so good
Everytime I murder I get happy!

Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)

Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)

I'll fucking kill you
Wooo! Come here you little bitch!
Come on!
Everybody, let me cut your neck in half

Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)
Happy happy happy, it's gone
(I love you)

Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)
Murder murder murder, you are
(Must kill you)

You little bitch!