Hee hee hee
Oh shit, he's here
Hi
Uhh how ya doing?
Is this the right place for that furniture?
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place here you got here
Cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some umm, take a look
At the upholstery right there
That's pretty fuckin' nice I haven't seen
Whoa you alright there
Excuse me real upholstery
I ain't seen nothin like that since, shit
Like back in the--
Mutherfucka
You want my couch
You muthafucka
I need your mutherfuckin brain
You can't have my couch
What da the fuck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muthafucka
Get on the table
I was never popular this I'll admit, fuck school
School never liked me, cool
All the kids would always beat me
Till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother
They owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free time--
Well where my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked 3 times
Cluck cluck cluck, then it was dead
I made a lot of things cool
Like a frog with a turkey neck
It was tha shit, yeah
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muthafuckas
Like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps
Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
Keep it down you little bitches
I'll skin your fuckin' hide
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Shit fuck I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar in the low
Or better yet look out the fuckin' window
I see a storm comin it's almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish ruggish Bone
OK it's time hit, the switch turn it up a hert
Fuck, shit, didn't work
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker?
Sure did come on in
I got the truck runnin' outside
I'm gonna go ahead--
Oww muthafucka, what'd you hit me
With a fuckin' frying pan or somethin'?
What the fuck, bra
You crazy mutherfucka
Oww that shit hurts
Come here
I'm gonna fuck you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But fuck that uhh, cuz I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and stuff
With that--
Wait a minute
You hear that?
Yeah
It's alive,I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock N Rye
Pour it in the cup
Give it to his ass, wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set, get him ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world
About the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work, you make the call?
Shaggy?
What up y'all?
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
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