I was at the beach, sitting on the sand
When I saw this girl, dark brown eyes
And a dark olive tan
She was watching the set
With a surfboard underneath her arm
The first moment I saw her
I knew she'd do me some harm

She's so good
She came out of the water
From the best session I'd seen
Man, she had the biggest chi chi's
I had ever seen
She put down her board
And sat down next to me
And played a soft ol' lonely tune
On her ukulele

I don't know what had happened
But I'd fallen asleep
The next morning I woke up
She was sleeping next to me
I fell in love with her
I'm so in love with her
I fell in love with her
My little surfer girl

She got out of bed
Waxed up both our boards
Grabbed me by the hand
And then she took me out the door
We surfed all that day long
At least eight hours straight
Man, I knew she was the one
And damn I couldn't wait

I asked if she loved me
She said 'Yeah well, I guess"
So I asked her to marry me
And dammit you know she said yes
I was at the altar, in my tuxedo
Waiting for my surfer girl
Man, where did she go?

Later on that day
A friend to me did tell
That she went to Mexico
To catch a ten foot swell
Ahh, that bitch
My surfer girl