If I lived in a perfect world
I would spend my days lying in the sun
The party never ends in a perfect world
If your life has hit the skids
Wave goodbye to the wife and kids

I'm ready to move into a perfect world
Nacho cheese and anarchy
Boy that sure sounds good to me
Every kind of drug is free
In the new America

Shoot your pistol in the air
Celebrate a brand new year
Living leisurely in a perfect world
Everybody's drinking hams
Goodbye, all you straight edge bands
Sit around and get a tan
In the new America

When I turn on my TV
Nothing but pornography
No more 'Rated G' in a perfect world
Strung out hookers everywhere
Have a picnic, feed the bears
Now nobody even cares
In the new America

Nothing in this world's for free
Cuz everything belongs to me
No more green fees in a perfect world