On a Tuesday afternoon
My mom came into my room
And said get the fuck up outta bed
And get a god damned job
So I told her, hey fuck you mom
And threw the phone at her head

But I missed and hit her in the cunt
So I slamed the door in her face
And said don't ever barge in my room
Or I'll kick your ass and call the cops
And tell them I'm abused

And you'll wind up in jail
While I go snowboarding in Vail
No one to post your bail
Cuz daddy loves me more
He says that you're a -

You're worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little over-weight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks

Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed

So sorry mommy, I had to pawn
The china, silver and all your jewelry
I had to eat
And rent a bunch of prostitutes
Like you