Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal
Why don't you get your dad a beer
And do us all a favor
Get your punk ass out of here

Dear, I think our son's retarded
He likes to read not watch TV
Mark never plays no football
With the kids across the street

Hey mom, hey dad
Yeah, sports are great
If you like touching other men
But when we touch each other off the field
Well this becomes a sin

So I understand you think I'm slow
But I don't want to be like you
Because of you and mommy
It's what I was born to do, hey hey
I'm destroying the world

I don't really give a shit
Cuz it feels so goddamn cool
I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit, no

Sorry son, we understand
That you just don't fit in
So I filled your mom's prescription
You'll be one of us again

Hey I don't give a shit
About what you think
You made me just who I am
I'm taking up the banjo
To execute my evil plan
Then let's go