Oooooooo
Ahhhhhhh

I know what you want
And I know what you need
But I'm gonna screw it up
Yeah, cuz I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes I am

And I'm gonna take you out
Leave my wallet home
Then I'll use your cell phone, baby
Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend

Baby I know
I'm a man who's made mistakes
I've still got some learning to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now we're best friends too
Yeeeeeeah

And I know what you want
And I know what you need
And I'm gonna screw it up
Yeah, cuz I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes I am

And I'm gonna get you a gift
(Hey)

But it's something I like too
Hope you like this Norelco Big Trimmer
Has my name on it, and I'm your boyfriend

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-by

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up
4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning!
Wake you up

I'm an idiot
Pick up the phone
Come on

Now look, let's get in my dad's SUV
And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep
Then we'll have the living room
All to ourselves, you see
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up
How about, like, something like The Matrix

Ooooooh
Ahhhhhh

I can turn my boom-box up
And make the bass
Smack the side of my momma's couch
(Yeah!)

Hey baby, you like fine cooking?
(Yeah)

Cuz you know what?
I got a Swansons dinner in the freezer
With your name on it
Check it out

Yeah

I've got a permanent wave, yeah
I got an Ogilvie home perm, baby

Ooooo
Ahhhh

Uh!
I honk the horn
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear ya honk it
Come on

And let me hear you say uh-uh
(Yeah)

Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh
(Yeah)

Let me hear you say uh-uh
Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Oh-oh yeah!