Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
Shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor
When I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
You waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back
I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me
So let me see, they tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips fuck that
Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
Fuck you Debbie
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling the prisoners helpless
Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air waves, a rebel
So let me just revel an' bask in the fact
That I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass
You ask for me?
Well I'm back, fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna
Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids' ears and nesting
Testing
Attention please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Verse 3
A tisk-it a task-it I'll go tit for tat
With anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald-headed fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'd be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Hum dee dee la la
Hum dee dee la la
La la la
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