Hey mister
I really like your daughter
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
Maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey mister
On your way to work
In your Volvo, suit, and tie
We'll be crawling in your bed soon
Messing around 
Maybe getting high

It's not what you did
It's not what you didn't
God gave a perfect body
Now I'm all up in it

It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one
Of that one I'm sure

Hey mister
I really like your daughter
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water

Hey mister
How it'd get so bad
You raised her so well
Now she's calling me dad
In the backseat naked
Of a new Volkswagon
The perfect little gift
For high school graduation

It's not what you did
It's not what you didn't
God gave a perfect body
Now I'm all up in it

It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one
Of that one I'm sure

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I eat all the food in your fridge
Call all my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance too
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze
In your cheezy ass wet bar

Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the Skippy jar
Smoke your cigars, answer the phone
Tell your boss you moved to Mars
When you call in late from work
Tell your wife you're at the titty bars

It's not what you did
It's not what you didn't
God gave a perfect body
Now I'm all up in it

It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one
Of that one I'm sure

I can't lie
I have to tell the truth
My commandments sez I'm a total spoof

Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When I'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros

I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na