Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident
And couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black
Into bright white
He said that it was from
When the cars had smashed so hard

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Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls
In the change room
And when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

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But both girl and boy were glad
Cuz one kid had it worse than that

Cuz then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home
Right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched
All over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

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