Choose
From any number of magazines
Who do you want to be
Billy Idol or Kool Mo Dee
If you're afraid they might discover
Your redneck past
There are a hundred ways to cover
Your redneck past
They'll never send you home

Roots
The funny limbs that grow underground
That keep you from falling down
Don't you think that you need 'em now
Just find a place where no one knows of
Your redneck past
Yeah, you can easily dispose of
Your redneck past
You'll show them all back home

Desole
Je suis american
Please cook my steak again
Je suis american
Desole
Je ne parle pas français

Laws
Vary from state to state
Getcha some books on tape
To learn about holes in space
If you're afraid they might uncover
Your redneck ass
There are a hundred ways to cover
Your redneck ass
It's good to be back home

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