If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000
I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a frige
In there somewhere
We could go up there whenever we wanted
We could get something to eat maybe

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy bones)
If I had $1000000
I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We'd take a limousine cuz it costs more
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would
But of course we would
It's a very tasty treat
For the whole family

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress 
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000
I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000

I'd be rich